Brigitte Schiffer
I used to steer clear of critics but in the earliest days I wrote a cheeky letter to Neville Cardus offering to pay for him to study with Karlheinz Stockhausen. He had written a fatuous piece saying he would admire Stockhausen if he could compose tunes like Lehar. I published the letter with my offer and of course there was no way Cardus was going to take me up on that. He came out of the exchange with a brutta figura. It was just as well he didn't call my bluff because bluff it was. I liked critics who had published books on music. John Warrack had written a wonderful book on Weber for example so he was OK. David Cairns had written a magisterial biography of Berlioz but I fell out with him, I can't remember why. Possibly something to do with Stockhausen again? Ronald Crichton was a very civilised critic. He would write 'can this have been a boring performance?' instead of 'This was a boring performance.' I appreciated that. Andrew Porter was som...